Linking up with MamaKat today, answering the prompt: Name 7 things you overheard this week.
~ All they want to do is crush your joy for, like, life.
-Miss D., commenting on middle school teachers. Totally undramatically.
~Some people poop every day?
-Miss M., who clearly needs more fiber in her diet.
~ It’s not going to kill you to go out on a Friday night.
-my husband, the smartass, and he is wrong!
~You are eating BEETS for lunch? How do you not throw up?
-Miss M., to Ivan
~Don’t worry. I’m sure you were hilarious!
-my mother, to me, after a very nerve-wracking audition for Listen to Your Mother-Boulder.
~Shitting myself feels like a thing I really might do right now.
-me, before my LTYM-Boulder audition
~Honey, is that a foot in his mouth?
-That thing you thought was a dirty stick? It’s a thigh bone.
-my husband, on Mozzy’s delightful decision to drag a dessicated rabbit carcass into our kitchen from outside
Hope you readers have a good weekend! I’ll be nervously awaiting news from LTYM-Boulder and trying to keep Mozz-Man from stealth pooping in the laundry room, eating my underwear, and/or dragging more dead things into the house. He is almost 5 months old now and he’s going through (what I assume) a period of life eerily similar to the Terrible Twos. He’s dirty, he’s disobedient, and he’s proud. Gaaa, someone bring me a flask!