Mac-Daddy Father’s Day

June 14, 2014

Dear Hubs,

You are the Mac-Daddy, da Bombalooza, the Rock and the Glue of this family.

You’re pretty good lookin’, too.


You work your ass off for us and ask for very little in return.

I should remember to tell you this more often, but the truth is, I excel at taking things for granted. I’m gifted in that department.

I really should make it up to you.

So let me make you a nice refreshing drink?

Oh wait. I didn’t make that drink.


Okay, then. Let me make you a nice refreshing drink and a big bowl of chocolate gelato, because you deserve something that awesome. Cocktail + gelato = awesome, right?

Crap. I didn’t make you those, either.


Never mind. I’ll let you lounge by the pool all day and not ask you to make even one decision or lift one single finger. How does that sound?

If we owned a pool, I’d totally do that.



Well, I guess you’re stuck with a steak on the grill, a few sticky Minx kisses, a lick from the dog, a diss from the cat, and my ungrateful, slacker ass.

You’re a lucky man.

Love you, baby. Happy Father’s Day.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

S in AK June 14, 2014 at 8:31 pm

Dude’s a LOOKER! Happy Father’s Day from Alaska!


Alison June 15, 2014 at 6:13 am

Aw. Sweet! Happy Father’s Day to your dude!


Jamie June 15, 2014 at 9:33 am

You guys are a HOT couple!!


Devon June 15, 2014 at 6:02 pm

Happy Father’s Day to Mr. Kitchen Witch. He may not get homemade drinks or chocolates, but I’m sure he gets plenty of laughs.


Sherri June 17, 2014 at 4:09 am

Looks like a good time :). Gorgeous couple :). Wait – where are the sticky minxes :)?


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