When Swahili Makes Better Sense

November 17, 2010

Hi Most Awesome Readers,

I hate to crab, but Chez T. has become the poster child for Karmic Assholery. As much as I want to hang out and visit you and read what you have to say and spread my snark around the universe, it ain’t happenin’ for a bit.

I’m hoping you’ll be patient with me?  You know I love you, right?  In the meantime, I really hope you’ll go here and read Rebecca. She’s teaching Swahili today, which for some reason, makes perfect sense.



{ 40 comments… read them below or add one }

leslie November 17, 2010 at 7:21 am

See ya when you getback!


Erica@PinesLakeRedhead November 17, 2010 at 8:03 am

I hope life gets better soon! We’ll be here when you get back.


bryan November 17, 2010 at 9:30 am

Hey sorry the universe is kicking you around. I’ll see you soon


Emily Z November 17, 2010 at 9:46 am

Well you will surely be missed, but it will make your wonderful writing all the much sweeter when you return. Hope things get less stressful soon!


Futureblackmail November 17, 2010 at 11:11 am

Hope everything works itself out for you!


Jenna November 17, 2010 at 11:33 am

I hope things get better for you soon–and we’ll be here when you get back!


Belinda November 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Yeah, no need to explain. We saw your to-do list! xx


Paula {Salad in a Jar} November 17, 2010 at 12:14 pm

YIKES! :-( Hang in there.


Cathy November 17, 2010 at 12:39 pm

No! Say it ain’t so. Can’t a girl catch a break?! Rest up – come back soon.


Gale November 17, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Hope the universe gets the assholery out of its system before Thanksgiving! Hang in there!


Eva @ EvaEvolving November 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm

That damn bitch, the universe. Hang in there, Kitch. It’ll get better.


Rudri November 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Hope to see you soon. In the meantime, hang in there. We will be here when you get back.


Kelly November 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Dude, I get it. This is the first few days in months that I’ve been caught up on my favorite blogs. See ya when you get back!


Shawna Cevraini November 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm

We’ll miss ya! Take some time for you though, for sure! We’ll be here, ’cause yes, we do love ya!

Hang in there woman!


Katybeth November 17, 2010 at 6:31 pm

I was just wondering where you were?? I just posted this on facebook–maybe it will make you laugh.
An Idea for Improving airport security (not mine) — A great alternative to body scanners at airports. Developing an airport security device that will eliminate the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. This as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed. You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 791…have a good flight!”
Ok, now I will leave you in peace and go and check in with Rebecca at the Sawmill.


Winn November 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm

That’s the best idea I’ve heard yet!


Maria November 17, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Goodness, woman! You? Apologizing to us? And YOU’RE dealing with epic assholery? Don’t give it a second thought, we are here, and will be here when you get back! In the meantime, sending you some good karma to fight that crap off!

And for the record, we love you too!


BigLittleWolf November 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm

When you want us… just whistle.



Aging Mommy November 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I hope life returns to “normal” soon – we’ll all be here when it does and you return.


Amber November 17, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Of course we still love you. You take care of what needs to get done and we’ll hang around until you get back. That is, if you bring some delicious appetizers with you. ; )


Mrs.Mayhem November 17, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Hopefully, life will calm down soon!


FatFighterTV November 17, 2010 at 10:47 pm

Hey you! Hope things get better for you. See you soon!


theUngourmet November 17, 2010 at 11:59 pm

Sending lots of love and a couple of cinnamon rolls your way. Oh yeah, and a killer cocktail of some sort. Hope thing get better!


Tiffany November 18, 2010 at 5:10 am

We all have those times and totally understand. Hang in there. {{{{TKW}}}} I’m squeezing really tight in case you can’t tell…I’m told I give great….hugs!


Chiara November 18, 2010 at 9:18 am

Shit happens. It’s always important to put family first though… although we are going to miss you we know you are doing what’s best. Hang in there!


Biz November 18, 2010 at 9:48 am

Yep, sometimes life gets in the way – no worries – we will be here when you get back :D


Ingrid November 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Hope things get better for you!


Privilege of Parenting November 19, 2010 at 7:08 am

It is said that from the bitterness of tears comes the salt of wisdom… now if only I knew how to say this in Swahili. For now I’ll stick with a heart-felt and compassionate Namaste


Christine LaRocque November 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Miss you! Sending strength that I hope helps with the assholery.


Heather November 20, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Hang in there lady. Hope the assholery takes flight soon and your snark returns tenfold! hugs…


Velva November 21, 2010 at 8:35 pm

I need your snarkiness. With that said, take care of yourself. Looking forward to your return.


Velva November 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm

The Ungourmet is planning to send you a killer cocktail. Makes that two you will receive. I’ve got a killer one to send your way too.


Ink November 22, 2010 at 10:50 am

Oh no! Stupid karmic wave of yuck! Hope that it recedes soon. You only deserve GREAT things. Not asshat things. ((((((((((TKW)))))))))))


Cheryl @ Mommypants November 24, 2010 at 11:23 am

Ack! Karmic McKarmicson. HATE him.

Miss you and look forward to seeing you..


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