Still Can’t Just Write, so…

November 5, 2013

Welcome to a friendly Tuesday POP Quiz!

I love Pop Quizzes now that I am out of school. I guess that’s why I have an internet addiction.

Today’s Pop Quiz, brought to you by No-Doze, Bayer aspirin and Rice-a Roni, the San Francisco treat:


When Dana wakes up in the morning, she looks eerily like:

a) Matt Damon

b) a torn rotator cuff

c) a duck

d) that thing that used to be Chaz Bono’s hoo-ha


Option d) made me wonder: What do surgeons do with all of those castaway hoo-ha’s after sex change surgery? Do they sell them for a discount on Zuily?



Still medicated.

Doctor today.

Fingers crossed.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Alison November 5, 2013 at 7:05 am

Good luck at the doctor’s!

I never considered the discarded er, hoo-has, so thank you for making me think about it.


Rudri Bhatt Patel @ Being Rudri November 5, 2013 at 9:13 am

Good luck, Dana. I hope you feel better soon. Hugs & xoxo.


S in AK November 5, 2013 at 9:24 am

Where have I been? I totally missed out on the whole Chaz thing. (Although, I never did think his original name was particularly, uh . . . well-thought-out.) Hope the visit to the doc is productive, and you’re soon upright and writing!


Biz November 5, 2013 at 10:04 am

OMGee – I spit out my coffee at the thought of what doctors do with the hoo-has of sex change patients!! Fingers crossed all goes well at the doctor. :D


Contemporary Troubadour November 5, 2013 at 10:53 am

I would like to see that e-mail alert from Zulily. Hoo-ha special preview!


Jennifer November 5, 2013 at 11:41 am

Maybe they turn them inside out somehow so that they become penises.


Arnebya November 6, 2013 at 9:30 am

Or change purses. Mmmmm imported leather.


Kristen @ Motherese November 5, 2013 at 12:41 pm

My guess was C, for what it’s worth. Love you, girl. Hang in there. xo


Alexandra November 5, 2013 at 5:55 pm

When Dana posts, bloggers on the internet:

A) Come arunnin’ b/c they love this girl
B) Say “Good. I love hearing from her.”
C) Hearts melt cuz Dana’s their girl
D) All of the above


Dana Talusani November 5, 2013 at 6:34 pm

That kind of made my little black heart sing a little bit.


Jamie November 5, 2013 at 7:00 pm

Tee hee, your posts about how you’re not posing are more entertaining than my actual writing!! Feel better girlfriend. They better get it all figured out soon!! Hate to think of you carrying on in limbo.


Lisa @ The Meaning of Me November 5, 2013 at 7:48 pm

I hope your little black heart feels better soon.


Robin November 5, 2013 at 8:41 pm

I think you forgot: e) None of the above!

Hope the doctor appointment goes well. If I haven’t mentioned it yet, and I’m sure I have – it took me two years to find the right medication for my anxiety. I have a great nurse that I see at my doctor’s office, who stuck it out with me. That was a few years ago, but it has been a life saver. Hang in there and take care of yourself!


Arnebya November 6, 2013 at 9:31 am

e) None of the above because she is a fucking ray of sunshine no matter what


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